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Card Key

from Mount Weird by Cutesylvania

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Rearranged version from the NES game "Peek-a-Boo Poker" (composer unknown)

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CONVENTION LESSON ONE: FIND A TEAM
PREFERABLY PEOPLE THAT ARE GOOD AT THINGS
PREFERABLY PEOPLE THAT ARE BOUND TO SNEAK INTO
PLACES THAT THEY DEFINITELY SHOULDN'T BE
NOW I'M NOT SAYING BREAK LAW OR ANYTHING
BUT YOU PROBABLY SHOULDN'T GET CAUGHT OR ANYTHING
I DON'T THINK IT'S ILLEGAL TO OPEN DOORS
AND GET THE "SPECIAL TOUR" RIGHT? SO-GET-A
CARDBOARD BOX OR A MAID OUTFIT
GOT A LOCKED DOOR JUST WORK AROUND IT
IF ANYBODY ASKS WHERE YOU GOT CHAIR FROM THE
LOBBY - JUST SAY YOU FOUND IT
NOW TAKE YOUR FINDINGS BRING YOUR TROPHIES
TO THE ELEVATOR IN YOUR BAG OF HOLDING
FIND THE TOP, KNOCK, WAIT FOR 3 MINUTES
-NOW SHHHHHHHHHHH SAY THE PASSWORD!

GIMME A P-WING GIVE ME AN ANCHOR
FIND ME PRINCESS, I'LL TRY AND SAVE HER
SHOW ME A WALL I'LL SHOW YOU AN ENTRANCE
GO SHE HULK - MAKE AN IMPRESSION
I'VE GOT CARD KEY, WANNA SEE MORE?
GOTTA COME FIND ME ON THE SECRET FLOOR
WELCOME TO THE BONUS ROUND
- LET'S ROCK THIS BONUS ROUND


CONVENTION LESSON TWO: TRIALS
AND WOULDN'T YOU KNOW IT? I TIME'D 'EM
FIRST CHALLENGE, FIND THE PASSWORD
AT THE BOTTOM OF THE POOL YOU'LL FIND THE ANSWER
DOOR'S LOCKED AND TO GET ACCESS
THE NEXT CHALLENGE IS TO GET BADGES
THEY'RE PLANTED SOMEWHERE ON THE 5TH FLOOR
BUT YOU HAVE ONE CHECKPOINT TO HIT BEFORE
GOTTA RUN DOWN THE HALLS WITH A MEGAPHONE
TELLING EVERYBODY SPOILERS TO GAME OF THRONES
WATCH OUT FOR MY GUYS, RED AND WHITE MASKS
IF EITHER ONE TOUCH YOU, GIVE UP YER BADGE
NOW ONCE YOU'VE MADE IT, BACK TO THE TOP
IF YOU DID IT WITHIN THE LIMIT GOOD JOB
NOW C'MON ON IN YOU'VE EARNED IT
SCORED A PERFECT, SECURED A SLOT S+


CONVENTION LESSON THREE:
PLEASE REPEAT AFTER ME:
WELCOME TO THE BONUS ROUND
(WELCOME TO THE BONUS ROUND)
LET ME SEE YOUR CARD KEYS
- UNLOCK THE CEILING, REPEAT
LET'S KILL THIS BONUS ROUND
(LET'S KILL THIS BONUS ROUND)

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from Mount Weird, released April 1, 2014

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Cutesylvania Flint, Michigan

Cutesylvania is a one-woman hip-hop act, creating video game and pop culture influenced songs backed by pixelated whimsical melodies.

Releasing albums as pieces of a map to a mysterious island, she brings fun wordplay and a colorful element to her music, inviting every listener to be a part of her adventure.
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