LYRICS:

VERSE I
They all thought it was fun to make idols
The toys, the stories, movie titles
Book deal copyright agreements
Haunted House Completion acheivements
Believe in ghosts, killer lifeforms
Possessed dolls, rougue cyborgs
Black and Skulls and blood and death
Is cool and everybody wants the high score
OF COURSE tonight it all came back too you
To bite-you-in-the-ass, sit back and laugh at you
You just HAD TO introduce the world to the MADNESS
Invite it to your livingroom and what's gonna happen is
BOOM - We're a big ol' target
Farthest from the end it just-started
Every piece of fiction is non
Every light that was off turned on

CHORUS
This is it! You got what you wanted!
And I warned you all to caution the haunted!
Little too late for the rest of the people
The seal's broke now, bow down to evil
You take the castle, I'll take the mansion
Set your proton packs up for action
So do me a favor, never look back
LET'S FIGHT THE ATTACK

(Do you see this mic? THIS is my BOOMSTICK)

VERSE II
The moon's stuck in sky this time, but it's worse
'cause it's working together with the curse of the werewolves
Can't go through the sewer
'cause You'll float down there if you're not too careful
Or get a backpack vacuum
Soak up ghost types, goblins, bad dudes
Or get the S-Mart special
Buy one, get one, shotgun barrels
Silver bullets doused in garlic
Bear with a hat? NOPE. Arson
If a statue moves? Run!
With the fire of a thousand suns
The four horsemen on top of the mansion
Vincent Price, H P Lovecraft
Stephen King, Edgar Allen
Poe! Let's go, it's time to cash in!

CHORUS

(This is our last chance...)
BREAK OUT THE OUIJA
WE HAVE NO MORE OPTIONS
WE CALL UPON
BLOODY MARY
CANDY MAN
AND BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICE
BEETLEJUICEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

VERSE III
Army of Darkness zombie neighbors
Predator neon gothic ravers
Klaatu Barada Nikto Presto Chango!
Hello Goodbye My name's Steffo!
Enlisted the Belmont bloodline
Walking Dead with a short runtime
My HYPER BEAM is shootin' bags of Skittles
But only in the little fun-size!
SUNRISE, Nosforatu
Black Lagoon and Frankenberry
Drinkin' booze and spllin' ooze
Reanimating all the buried
In my "Slutty Rapper™" costume
Allowed moves are Monster Mashin'
With Choreographed dancin'
In our Jackson red jackets!

CHORUSx3
This is it! A new Castlevania
I warned you all now it's time to pay up!
Little too late for the rest of the people
The Queen of the Damned, now KNEEL
I'll take the castle, you take the madness
Look forward to a new age of sadness
Now do me a favor, never look back
You earned this mess, now FADE. TO. BLACK.

(Now make way for your new Dark Lord!)

Schaffer the Darklord as Vincent Price:

Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Creatures crawl in search of blood
To terrorize y'all's neighborhood
Whosoever shall be found
Without a soul for getting down
Will stand and face the hounds of hell
And rot inside a corpse's shell
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The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
And grizzly ghouls from every tomb
Are closing in to seal your doom
Will you fight to stay alive?
Your body just won't do it
For no mere mortal can resist
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