Why do you say a female can’t rap?
No, wait, you’re not about to start to rhyme that
The power of 7-Up Plus compels you
Tells you to get the hell out of the men’s room
Look, we’ve been through heaven and hell and boss battles
Played Circus Atari and wore down the paddles
Wore down the amp, snap pop and crackle
Grabbed the side, stage dived, and got tackled
Now I’m not about to be overstaged
By an estrogen rebellion with hot pink grenades
With a pink lemonade and a pink flashlight
That you made with a Doom 3 mod last night
Look, girls don’t rap over game music
“You just don’t do it” See? You just don’t do it
Tryin’ for 8, but all you got was two bit
Just stick to rhythms with kittens and tulips

So sorry princess but your gonna have to go to another castle
And I don’t have the time to hassle with a battle
And I’ll bet that you wanna get your rap on
But I know that you don’t have another tampon
It must be that time of the month ‘cause all I’m hearin’ is
Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch Bitch

Your Bath & Body lady-lotion’s gunkin’ up the buttons
So go play Spyro the Dragon or somethin’
“She’s just a girl, it’s just not fair”
But when you get one of MPFM, you can’t compare
You might be Nerdcore, but you can’t go up against
The likes of MPFM, we are the best
I’ll trash you, smash you, DDR dance you
Track & Meet run past you, but not because I have to
+20 Double-handed axe moves
Gonna fight, jump, kick, spin-attack moves
With a Y chromosome you lack moves
For example, stand up while you’re going to the bathroom
Girls don’t rap over game music
“You just don’t do it” See? You just don’t do it
You think you’re well-suited for the occasion
Without bruises or abrasions, now prove it I’m waitin’!

Yeah, Fuck you. Heh heh you wanna do this? Alright here we go.

Oh, so you think you wanna battle me holmes?
I come from the double X chromosomes
You can’t beat the best
The emcee with the set of breasts
C’mon silly boy, I’m sittin’ at my desk
This chick will pass your test

What the fuck you better duck
Add some points to your luck
I don’t see you levelin’
Just fucking meddlin’
Waitin’ for your clan
And here they come peddlin’
That’s what you call a man?
Need your buddies on hand
‘Cause you cant fuckin’ handle it
My spitting skills are excellent
With all my points up in one spot
I’m still excelling it
My spits are too hott
So go on take a shot
I’ll knock you to the sky, boy you’ll never be as high
Mother shoulda named me melee, attacking your shit daily
Try me, a lady I just might be
But my rapping skills are mighty
Just ask fuckin’ YT (yodel at me dawg)
He’s got nerd love with this DG (Oh shit, I’m leveling!)

But Router that’s me, can’t stop this mc
A lady with a V-A-G-I-N-A
Come’re little man, I’ll show you how to play
This lady can out-rap you any fucking day
And yes, I pack the sword that stacks
Numbers don’t go as high as my stats
So go on, relax, ‘cause a girl just won
Get in the kitchen, and cook me up somethin’
We can get to humpin’, that Power Glove is bumpin’
A new breed, when I bleed, now this shit is jumpin’
Gotta pop my lock, tougher than you thought
But boys got the cocks, and that shit, it fuckin’ rocks
And my girl part is hidden, just call it XBOX
I ain’t got a joystick, but you bet I have Wii
You say I cant rap ‘cause im a lady emcee? Nerd please.